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LetS Not Go Overboard Here: A Novel
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In This Twisty, Uproarious Debut, A Pop Culture Obsessive Uses Her Reality Tv Expertise To Investigate A Suspicious Disappearance Aboard A Yacht ... While Falling For A Hot Deckhand And Avoiding Confronting Her Best FriendS Untimely PassingPerfect For Fans Of The Wedding People And Traitors.This Is A Story About A Definitely Dead Girl, A Possibly Dead Girl And A Living Dead Girl. All Aboard.There Are A Lot Of Things That Pop Culture Aficionado Melanie Hoffman Is Great At: Rattling Off Storylines From The Real Housewives, Reciting The MaryKate And Ashley Olsen Filmography From Memory, And Quoting Gossip Girl Like ItS The Godfather, To Name A Few. And Then There Are The Things SheS Not Good At: Maintaining A Healthy WorkLife Balance, Sleeping (In General), And Being A Functioning Adult Who IsnT Completely Destroyed By The Death Of Her Best Friend, Ari. Mel Has Accepted That Nothing Will Ever Fill The CraterSized Hole That AriS Absence Has Left Behind, And The Cork On Her Grief Is Stopped Tight. But Then Her Company Requires Mel To Take A Mandatory Vacation. Cue The Explosion.Desperate To Avoid Two Weeks Alone With Her Thoughts, Mel Joins Her Friend Vish On A Yacht Trip In Greece Chartered By His Tech Company. ItS The Below Deck Fantasy Of MelS Dreams, With BuiltIn QuasiCelebrities To Fixate On In The Form Of The Posh CoFounders Of VishS Company. Mel Has Done Enough Social Media Stalking To Immediately Typecast The Fabulous Yet Fragile Freya, Her Arrogant Boyfriend Seb, And The Hardworking And Humble Ollie. A Luxurious Yacht Chockful Of Hot, Rich Brits? Mel CouldnT Dream Up A Better Distraction From Her Sorrow.But MelS Dream Quickly Plunges Into Nightmarish Waters When A Sinister Conversation Overheard In The Dead Of Night Convinces Mel That Freya Is In Danger. And When Freya Turns Up Missing The Next Morning, Mel Immediately Clocks What Happened With The Skill Of A Rabid True Crime Fan: Freya Was Murdered, And Seb Is The Prime Suspect.But FreyaS Disappearance DoesnT Rock The Boat In The Way Mel Is Expecting. In Fact, No One Else Onboard Seems To Think AnythingS Fishy. MelS Concern For Freya Grows Into Obsession, And She Becomes Dead Set On Saving FreyaS Life Like She CouldnT Save AriS.With Her Time Left On The Yacht Quickly Dwindling, Mel Must Uncover What Happened To Freya Before Going Under Herself.
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