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Luke Skywalker Can'T Read: And Other Geeky Truths
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The Perfect Gift For Anyone Who Embraces The Joy Of Fandom And Geeking Out, This Collection Of Essays Celebrates The Fans Of Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Lord Of The Rings, And Much More.Pop Culture And Scifi Guru Ryan Britt Has Never Met A Monster, Alien, Wizard, Or Superhero That Didnt Need Further Analysis.Essayist Ryan Britt Got A Sex Education From Dirty Pictures Of Dinosaurs, Made Out With Jarjar Binks At Midnight, And Figured Out How To Kick Depression With A Doctor Who Netflixbinge. Alternating Between Personal Anecdote, Hilarious Insight, And Smart Analysis, Luke Skywalker Cant Read Contends That Barbarella Is Good For You, That Monster Movies Are Just Romantic Comedies With Commitment Issues, That Dracula And Sherlock Holmes Are Total Hipsters, And, Most Shockingly, Shows How Virtually Everyone In The Star Wars Universe Is Functionally Illiterate.Romp Through Time And Space, From The Circus Sideshows Of 100 Years Ago To The Comic Cons Of Today, From Darkest Corners Of The Galaxy To The Comfort Of Your Couch. For Anyone Who Pretended Their Flashlight Was A Lightsaber, Stood In Line For A Movie At Midnight, Or Dreamed They Were Abducted By Aliens, Luke Skywalker Can'T Read Is Full Of Answers To Questions You Haven'T Thought To Ask, And Perfect For Readers Of Chuck Klosterman, Rob Sheffield, And Ernest Cline.Ryan Britt Is . . . The Virgil You Want To Guide You Through The Inferno Of Geekery. Lev Grossman, Author Of The Bestselling Magician'S Trilogy
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