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Middle School Bites,Used
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Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire and the werewolf and the zombie in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks."Fast! Funny! Fresh!" Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" Tom Angleberger, New York Times bestselling author of the Origami Yoda seriesThanks to a series of unfortunate bites, elevenyearold Tom is a triple threat: he's a VamWolfZom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a VamWolfZom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixthgrade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the VamWolfZom, too?Tom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoonstyle art on every spread. Created by an Emmynominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth. EXCELLENT!
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