Title
Moist: A Novel
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Dark And Mordantly Funny . . . A Real Machinegun Narrativethe Man Can Tell A Story, Oh, Yes, Indeed. T. C. Boylewhat Could Cause Bob To Give Up His Job At The Los Angeles Pathology Lab That Demands So Little Of Him, Where He Can Play Tetris And Web Surf Whenever He Wants? What Could Lead Him To Walk Out On His Beautiful Girlfriend, Who Makes Her Living As A Masturbation Coach? What Could Make Him Risk Everything And Ultimately Transform Him Into Roberto, A Kingpin In The Los Angeles Mexican Mafia? An Erotic Tattoo. But Not Just Any Naughty Skin Ink, The Mona Lisa Of Erotic Tattoos, Painted On A Severed Arm, Which Lands On Bobs Desk One Morning.Bob May Have Fallen For The Woman In The Tattoo, But Hes Not The Only One Who Wants The Arm. Theres The Telenovelaaddicted Mobster Who Lost It, The Jefe Who Needs To Keep It Out Of The Clutches Of The Police, A Backstabbing Cannabis Aficionado/Wharton Mba, And A Wine Snob Lapd Detective Who Knows That The Arm Is The Evidence He Needs To Bring Down The Entire Mexican Mafia.
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This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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