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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of OneNight Stands,Used
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You've either done it or know someone who has: the onenight stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the onenight stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a noholdsbarred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a wellendowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dressup, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her onenight stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.
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- Q: What is 'My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-night Stands' about? A: The book is a collection of true-life stories by author Chelsea Handler, detailing her romantic encounters with various suitors, including a Vegas stripper and a cruise ship performer.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author of 'My Horizontal Life' is Chelsea Handler, known for her comedic writing and storytelling.
- Q: What is the format of this book? A: This book is available in an unabridged audio CD format, making it suitable for listening.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book has a total of 7 pages.
- Q: When was 'My Horizontal Life' published? A: The book was published on January 1, 2008.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all audiences? A: Due to its adult themes and content, this book is recommended for mature audiences.
- Q: What kind of stories can I expect from this book? A: The book features humorous and candid stories about one-night stands and brief romantic encounters.
- Q: Is this book a part of a series? A: No, 'My Horizontal Life' is a standalone collection of stories and not part of a series.
- Q: What is the edition of this audio book? A: This is the unabridged edition of the audio book.
- Q: Can I listen to this audio book in my car? A: Yes, you can listen to the audio CD in any compatible CD player, including those in cars.