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A Conversation With Kathy Griffin:Q: State Your Name And Profession.Kg: My Name Is Kathy Griffin, And I Am A Teller Of D**K Jokes. And A Plumber.Q: This Is Your First Book. Had You Ever Considered Writing Anything Before? A Novel? Or A Work Of Historical Scholarship? Or A Childrens Story?Kg: I Had Not Considered It, Because Id Always Been Told By The Nuns At St. Bernadines That My Cursive Was Poor. A Children S Story Is An Interesting Idea. Hows This For A Title: 'Waterboarding Preteens: The Debate Is Back On.' I Have A Political Side As Well.Q: You Seem Fairly Obsessed With Oprah. Is This Something Youll Ever Outgrow?Kg: I Will Never Outgrow My Obsession With Oprah. Just As She Will Never Outgrow Her Cardigan Sweaters. Oops, She Already Has. Now Look, That Sounds Like A Dig, But Its Not. Its Called A Struggle, And Im On It With Her. I Support Her. (Not As Much As She Needs Those Underwire Bras To Support Her, Because Shes Got Some Serious Ropes And Pulleys Going On There.) The Point Is, I Worship Her, And Fear Her At The Same Time. And Believe Me, That S How She Wants It. Dont Be Fooled.Q: Did I Miss Something? Wheres Celine Dion In This Book?Kg: I Didnt Write About Celine Dion, Only Because Of My Fear Of Her Husband Rene Angelil. I Have An Unfounded But Constant Fear That He Could Be In The Frenchcanadian Mafia. Or Have Frenchcanadian Mafia Ties, And By Ties I Dont Mean Les Cravats. And I Fear That I May Be Abducted, Whisked Away And Held Prisoner At A Charming Little Brasserie In Montreal, Forced To Eat Multiple Croque Monsieur Sandwiches Until I Confess To Knowing The Lyrics To Every Single One Of Her Songs.Q: What Do You Think Gays Should Take Away From Reading This Book?Kg: I Think The Gays Should Be Happy With This Book. It Talks A Lot About Being Who You Are, And I Certainly Mention A Lot Of Gay People. I Would Say It Definitely Has Strong Gay Themes, And The Gay Community Should Know That Frankly It Has Been A Moral Struggle For Me To Even Acknowledge The Heterosexual Community In This Book At All. But I Am Slowly Reaching Out An Olive Branch To The Heterosexual Community, Even Though I Believe Everything They Do Goes Against The Teachings Of Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ. But Im Trying Not To Judge Them.Q: Describe Your Ideal, Makeawish Day Of Personal Experiences With Bats**T Celebrities.Kg: Well, It Would Start With Some Sort Of A Fit In The Hairandmakeup Trailer On A Set. I Heard A Story That When Sharon Stone Was Working On 'Casino,' She Got Into Such A Fight With Her Hairdresser, That After He Spent Four Hours Doing This Beautiful Bouffant Hairdo For Her, She Got Up And Walked In The Sink And Put Her Head Underwater. I Have No Idea If Thats True, But I Hope It Is, Cause Thats Some Awesome S**T I Would Love To See. Then It Would Go Right To Lunch, Where I Could Witness An Eating Disorder. Maybe A Lohan Is Purging In A Bush Somewhere With Her Finger Down Her Throat. Or Perhaps Theres An Olsen Twin On A Scale Crying Because She Finally Tipped 100. Any Outburst Over Weight I Would Cherish. Also, It Would Be Great To See An Actress Have A Workload Meltdown. So Maybe At 2:00 Some Alister Saying, 'I Cant Handle This S**T Anymore.' Because I Love When Actors Cant Deal With A Normal Workday, And They Think Two In The Afternoon Is Like Midnight, So I Would Love To See Somebody Storming To Their Car, Exhausted Because Theyve Put In A Grueling Fourhour Workday Of Saying Three Lines And Texting Their Nanny. Then Its Maybe Off To An Illicit Affair. At The Top Of My Wish List Would Be Following A Rapper Or A Football Player Over To His Baby Mamas House Where A Screaming Match Ensues To The Point Where Someone, Maybe Me, Has To Anonymously Dial 911, And Then I Take A Couple Pictures, And I Become An Unannounced Star Witness Later At The Trial, Entering Joan Collinsstyle In A Smashing Hat. And Then At The End Of The Day Its A Healthy Round Of Clubbing With Janice Dickinson,
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- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book has zero pages, as it is an audio CD format. This allows listeners to enjoy Kathy Griffin's comedic storytelling without reading.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: The binding type is audio CD. This format provides a unique listening experience rather than traditional book reading.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author is Kathy Griffin. She is a well-known comedian and television personality.
- Q: What is the genre of this book? A: The genre is Performing Arts. It offers insights into Kathy Griffin's life and experiences in the entertainment industry.
- Q: How do I listen to this audio CD? A: You can listen to this audio CD by inserting it into a compatible CD player. It can also be played on computers that have CD drives.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: No, this book is not suitable for children. It contains adult humor and themes that may not be appropriate for younger audiences.
- Q: How long is the audio recording? A: The total length of the audio recording varies but typically lasts several hours. This allows for an in-depth exploration of Kathy's stories.
- Q: Can I use this audio CD in my car? A: Yes, you can use this audio CD in any car that has a CD player. This makes it convenient for listening during road trips.
- Q: How should I store the audio CD? A: Store the audio CD in its case when not in use. This helps protect it from scratches and damage.
- Q: What should I do if the audio CD is damaged? A: If the audio CD is damaged, check the return policy of the retailer. Many offer replacements for defective products.
- Q: Is there a warranty for the audio CD? A: Typically, audio CDs do not come with a warranty. However, check with the seller for specific return and exchange policies.
- Q: What kind of humor can I expect from this book? A: Expect adult humor that's candid and often irreverent. Kathy Griffin's comedic style is known for its boldness and wit.
- Q: How does this book compare to Kathy Griffin's other works? A: This book offers a more personal and uncensored view compared to her other works. It dives deeper into her experiences and opinions.
- Q: Is this audio CD a good gift for comedy fans? A: Yes, this audio CD is an excellent gift for comedy fans. Kathy Griffin's unique perspective and humor will resonate well with her audience.
- Q: Are there any guest appearances in the audio CD? A: Yes, there may be mentions of various celebrities and anecdotes involving them throughout the audio. This adds to the entertainment value.