Title
Perpetual Disappointments Diary (Engagement Calendar Planner),Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
This amusingly depressing perpetual appointments diary and engagement calendar features a series of disappointing twists, including weekly demotivational proverbs, reminders of notable deaths, contact pages for people who never call, a year's worth of Monday stickers, space for pointless doodles, and much more!
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
We accept payments with :
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Paypal, Shopify Payments, Shop Pay and more.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the purpose of the Perpetual Disappointments Diary? A: The Perpetual Disappointments Diary serves as a humorous engagement calendar planner designed to highlight life's disappointments through weekly demotivational proverbs and other amusing features.
- Q: How many pages does the diary have? A: The diary contains 160 pages, allowing ample space for notes, doodles, and reflections.
- Q: What type of binding does this diary have? A: This product features a diary binding, which is suitable for everyday use.
- Q: Who is the author of the Perpetual Disappointments Diary? A: The diary is authored by Asbury & Asbury, known for their unique approach to humor.
- Q: Is the diary suitable for any specific age group? A: The Perpetual Disappointments Diary is geared towards adults and is particularly appealing to those who appreciate humor and irony.
- Q: What materials is the diary made from? A: The diary is made from paper, providing a traditional feel for writing and doodling.
- Q: When was the Perpetual Disappointments Diary published? A: The diary was published on March 14, 2017.
- Q: Can I use this diary for daily planning? A: Yes, the diary is designed for daily planning, with space for appointments and reminders, albeit with a humorous twist.
- Q: Are there any unique features in this diary? A: Unique features include weekly demotivational proverbs, reminders of notable deaths, and contact pages for people who never call.
- Q: What condition is the diary in when purchased? A: The item condition is labeled as 'Good', indicating it is in usable condition.