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?eter Pitched a Tent?is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around BooksSeason Two. ?ever make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana.?/em> Olivia Williams Bimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and not independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truthdriven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nastygrams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get ?m, Karen.The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set include: Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse Brendas Beave Plays a Round Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South Peter Pitched a Tent Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, dont buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.Toodles!
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Q: How many pages does 'Peter Pitched a Tent' have?A: This book has zero pages because it is a humorous children's book presented in a unique format.
Q: What type of binding does 'Peter Pitched a Tent' have?A: The book is bound in hardcover, providing durability for repeated readings.
Q: Who is the author of 'Peter Pitched a Tent'?A: The author is Bimisi Tayanita, known for his humorous and engaging writing style.
Q: What is the target age group for 'Peter Pitched a Tent'?A: This book is suitable for readers aged thirteen and up, thanks to its humor and themes.
Q: Is 'Peter Pitched a Tent' part of a series?A: Yes, it is the fifth book in the Reach Around Books - Season Two series.
Q: How should I read 'Peter Pitched a Tent' to my child?A: You can read it aloud to your child, keeping in mind that some humor may be more suitable for older kids.
Q: Can I buy 'Peter Pitched a Tent' as a gift for a child?A: Yes, but it is recommended for children aged thirteen and above due to its humorous content.
Q: What themes are explored in 'Peter Pitched a Tent'?A: The book humorously explores themes of childhood, adolescence, and social observations.
Q: How do I care for 'Peter Pitched a Tent'?A: To keep the book in good condition, store it in a dry place and avoid exposing it to moisture.
Q: Is 'Peter Pitched a Tent' safe for young children?A: No, this book contains humor that may not be appropriate for younger children.
Q: What if my copy of 'Peter Pitched a Tent' arrives damaged?A: Contact the seller for information on their return policy and procedures for damaged items.
Q: How can I ensure 'Peter Pitched a Tent' lasts a long time?A: Keep it on a shelf away from direct sunlight and handle it with care to prevent wear and tear.
Q: Is there a warranty for 'Peter Pitched a Tent'?A: Typically, books do not come with a warranty, but check with the retailer for their return policies.
Q: Can I read 'Peter Pitched a Tent' if I have never read the previous books?A: Yes, while it is part of a series, it can be enjoyed independently.
Q: What makes 'Peter Pitched a Tent' different from other children's books?A: Its use of adult humor and double entendre sets it apart, making it entertaining for both kids and adults.
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