Title
Please God Let it Be Herpes: A Heartfelt Quest For Love and Companionship
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Humoristwritermammal Carlos Kotkin is lucky in loveif lucky in love means he s had enough horrible, pathetic, and downright bizarre dating experiences to write a book. His trouble with females usually begins upon opening his mouth.Here, Carlos shares his ups and mostly downs of bachelorhood, including romantic conquests with a slew of childhood crushes, insane yogis, a Playboy vixen, a STD host, the flaky, the deaf, and the just plain dumb. His unique mating style is not to be duplicated, but it will definitely make readers laughand want to get tested ASAP.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'Please God Let it Be Herpes'? A: The main theme of 'Please God Let it Be Herpes' revolves around the author's humorous and often awkward experiences in dating, showcasing the ups and downs of bachelorhood.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author of 'Please God Let it Be Herpes' is Carlos Kotkin, a humorist and writer known for his comedic take on personal experiences.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This book is available in a paperback binding, making it easy to handle and read.
- Q: When was 'Please God Let it Be Herpes' published? A: The book was published on March 6, 2012.
- Q: How many pages does the book contain? A: The book contains 304 pages filled with humorous anecdotes and stories.
- Q: What is the condition of the book? A: The book is in new condition, ensuring a fresh reading experience for buyers.
- Q: Is there a specific audience for this book? A: Yes, the book is targeted at readers who enjoy humor and personal memoirs, particularly those interested in dating and relationships.
- Q: Can you provide a brief summary of the book's content? A: The book features a collection of Carlos Kotkin's personal dating stories, including encounters with various characters, each filled with humor and insightful commentary.
- Q: Is this book suitable for young adults? A: Given its humorous take on adult themes, it may be more suitable for mature teens and adults rather than younger audiences.
- Q: Are there any illustrations or graphics in the book? A: The book does not include illustrations or graphics; it focuses on written anecdotes and storytelling.