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Rewired: A Parody,Used
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In A Time Before Time, In A Place Before Place, Mysogino Ruled With Odiferous Power. Intrigue Was Rampant In The Court. The Kings Warriors, Having Gone Eons Without Food Or Promotions, Were Very Upset. Hurt Feelings, Dyspepsia And Blood Soaked The Land. Plots To Dethrone The King Were An Everyday Occurrence As Horrible Tales Of Dishonesty And Spousal Abuse Spewed Out Of The Mouth Of The Townecrier Every Morn.Into This Tumult Rode A Freelance Known Only As Drazxcycheromaticolitis. He Came From A Faraway World In Another Realm Next To Another Universe Directly Across The Galaxy From A Place Before Yesterday. His Mission And He Chose To Accept It Was To Bring Light Back Into This Dark, Dusty And Furballcovered Place. He Would Accomplish This Onerous Task By Entering The Psyche Of Mysogino And Healing His Twisted Soul From Within. Ride Along With Drazxcycheromaticolitis As He Navigates Through The Multiple Warped Personalities Of The Evil King And Struggles To Bring Three Squares A Day To The People.
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