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Robot Haiku: Poems For Humans To Read Until Their Robots Decide It'S Kill Time
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Revenge Of The Robots In Only 17 Syllables!Droid Makes Sausagesspicy New Taste Sensation.Hey! Where Is The Cat?Cyborgs, Androids. Drones. T800. Hal 9000. R4P17. Fembots. Autobots. Robots Are Everywhereand Don'T Let Them Fool You. Even If They Were Made To Sweep Your Floors, They Won'T Be Happy Until They'Ve Left You In The Dust.In Robot Haiku, Readers Learn The Truth About The Robots That Inhabit Our World. From Wood Chipper Droids To Lawyerbots, These Are The Robots That Will Destroy You When You Least Expect Itone Punchy, Pithy, Paranoid Poem At A Time!
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- Q: What is the page count of this book? A: This book has one hundred ninety-two pages. It offers a collection of humorous poems about robots.
- Q: What are the dimensions of this book? A: The book measures five point five one inches in length, zero point five one inches in width, and six point two six inches in height.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This book is available in paperback binding. This makes it lightweight and easy to carry.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author of this book is Ray Salemi. He explores the humorous side of robots through poetry.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: This book is categorized under limericks and humorous verse. It blends humor with insights about robots.
- Q: Is this book suitable for children? A: Yes, this book is suitable for children. Its humor and whimsical themes make it entertaining for younger audiences.
- Q: How do I read this book? A: You can read this book like any other, flipping through the pages and enjoying the poems. It is designed for casual reading.
- Q: What age group is this book intended for? A: This book is intended for all ages. Its humor appeals to both children and adults alike.
- Q: Can this book be used for educational purposes? A: Yes, this book can be used for educational purposes. It introduces poetry and creative writing concepts in a fun way.
- Q: How should I store this book? A: Store this book in a cool, dry place. Avoid exposure to direct sunlight to preserve the cover and pages.
- Q: How do I keep this book in good condition? A: To keep this book in good condition, handle it carefully and store it upright on a shelf. Avoid bending the pages.
- Q: Is this book safe for young readers? A: Yes, this book is safe for young readers. It contains light-hearted content without any inappropriate themes.
- Q: What if my book arrives damaged? A: If your book arrives damaged, you should contact customer support for a return or exchange. They can assist with the process.
- Q: Can I gift this book to someone? A: Yes, you can gift this book to someone. Its humorous take on robots makes it a fun present for poetry lovers.
- Q: Is there a warranty for this book? A: No, there is no warranty for this book. However, customer service can help with any concerns regarding your purchase.