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Robot Haiku: Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time,Used
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Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!Droid makes sausagesSpicy new taste sensation.Hey! Where is the cat?Cyborgs, Androids. Drones. T800. HAL 9000. R4P17. Fembots. Autobots. Robots are everywhereand don't let them fool you. Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won't be happy until they've left you in the dust.In Robot Haiku, readers learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world. From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect itone punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time!
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'Robot Haiku'? A: 'Robot Haiku' explores the humorous and sometimes ominous relationship between humans and robots, emphasizing the potential dangers they pose in a light-hearted poetic format.
- Q: Who is the author of 'Robot Haiku'? A: The book is authored by Ray Salemi.
- Q: How many pages does 'Robot Haiku' have? A: 'Robot Haiku' contains 192 pages.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: 'Robot Haiku' is available in paperback binding.
- Q: When was 'Robot Haiku' published? A: 'Robot Haiku' was published on January 14, 2011.
- Q: What category does 'Robot Haiku' fall under? A: 'Robot Haiku' is categorized under Limericks & Humorous Verse.
- Q: Is the condition of the book new or used? A: The condition of 'Robot Haiku' is listed as acceptable, indicating it may have some wear or imperfections.
- Q: What type of content can readers expect from 'Robot Haiku'? A: Readers can expect punchy, pithy poems that humorously depict various types of robots and their quirky behaviors.
- Q: Is 'Robot Haiku' suitable for all ages? A: 'Robot Haiku' is generally suitable for a wide audience, particularly those who appreciate humorous poetry and satire.
- Q: Are there illustrations in 'Robot Haiku'? A: The book primarily features text-based poetry, and it is best to check the specific edition for any illustrations.