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Safe As Houses (Iowa Short Fiction Award)
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Safe As Houses, The Debut Story Collection Of Mariehelene Bertino, Proves That Not All Homes Are Shelters. The Titular Story Revolves Around An Aging English Professor Who, Mourning The Loss Of His Wife, Robs Other People'S Homes Of Their Sentimental Knickknacks. In Free Ham, A Young Dropout Wins A Ham After Her House Burns Down And Refuses To Accept It. Has My Ham Done Anything Wrong? She Asks When The Grocery Store Manager Demands That She Claim It.In Carry Me Home, Sisters Of Saint Joseph, A Failed Commercial Writer Moves Into The Basement Of A Convent And Inadvertently Discovers The Secrets Of The Sisters Of Saint Joseph. A Girl, Hoping To Talk Her Brother Out Of Enlisting In The Army, Brings Bob Dylan Home For Thanksgiving Dinner In The Quiet, Dreamy North Of. In The Idea Of Marcel, Emily, A Conservative, Elegant Girl, Has Dinner With The Idea Of Her Exboyfriend, Marcel. In A Night Filled With Baffling Coincidences, Including Marcel Having Dinner With His Idea Of Emily, She Wonders Why We Tend To Be More In Love With Ideas Than With Reality. In And Out Of The Rooms Of These Gritty, Whimsical Stories Roam Troubled, Funny People Struggling To Reconcile Their Circumstances To Some Kind Of American Ideal And Failing, Over And Over.The Stories Of Safe As Houses Are Magical And Original And Help Answer Such Universal And Existential Questions As: How Far Will We Go To Stay Loyal To Our Friends? Can We Love A Man Even Though He Is Inches Shorter Than Our Ideal? Why Doesnt Bob Dylan Ever Have His Own Smokes? And Are There Patron Saints For Everything, Even Lost Socks And Bad Movies?All Homes Are Not Shelters. But Then Again, Some Are. Welcome To The Home Of Mariehelene Bertino.
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- Q: How many pages are in 'Safe as Houses'? A: There are one hundred sixty-four pages in 'Safe as Houses.' This allows for a concise yet impactful storytelling experience.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: The binding type is paperback. This makes the book lightweight and easy to carry for reading on the go.
- Q: What are the dimensions of 'Safe as Houses'? A: The dimensions are five point five one inches in length, zero point six inches in width, and nine point two five inches in height. These measurements make it a convenient size for most bookshelves.
- Q: How do I read 'Safe as Houses'? A: You can read 'Safe as Houses' like any other book, starting from the first story. It is suitable for anyone interested in short fiction.
- Q: Is 'Safe as Houses' suitable for young adults? A: Yes, it is suitable for young adults. The book explores themes that resonate with a mature audience, making it appropriate for readers fifteen and older.
- Q: What genre does 'Safe as Houses' belong to? A: The book belongs to the short stories genre. It features a collection of unique narratives that delve into various human experiences.
- Q: How do I keep 'Safe as Houses' in good condition? A: To keep 'Safe as Houses' in good condition, store it in a dry place away from direct sunlight. Avoid bending the cover and pages while reading.
- Q: Can I clean the book if it gets dirty? A: Yes, you can clean the book if it gets dirty. Use a soft, dry cloth to gently wipe the surface without damaging the pages.
- Q: What if my copy of 'Safe as Houses' arrives damaged? A: If your copy arrives damaged, you should contact the seller for a replacement. Most sellers have return policies for damaged items.
- Q: Are there any themes in 'Safe as Houses'? A: Yes, the themes include loss, loyalty, and the complexity of human relationships. These universal themes resonate throughout the stories.
- Q: What age group is 'Safe as Houses' recommended for? A: It is recommended for readers aged fifteen and older. The mature themes and language are suited for a young adult audience.
- Q: Who is the author of 'Safe as Houses'? A: The author is Marie-Helene Bertino. She is known for her unique storytelling and exploration of complex human emotions.
- Q: Is 'Safe as Houses' part of a series? A: No, 'Safe as Houses' is not part of a series. It is a standalone collection of short stories.
- Q: What is the primary focus of the stories in 'Safe as Houses'? A: The primary focus is on the exploration of homes and the idea that not all homes are shelters. Each story presents unique characters and their struggles.
- Q: How can I purchase 'Safe as Houses'? A: You can purchase 'Safe as Houses' online through various retailers or in bookstores. Check availability at your preferred seller.