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Say No To Placenta Pics: And Other Hilarious, Unsolicited Advice For Pregnant Women
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Two Best Friends Make It Through A Pregnancy, With All Its Gutbusting Hilarity And Gross Bitsmaternity Isnt All Sunshine And Rainbows And Natural Glows. Its Also Elastic Waistbands, Hot Flashes, And Throbbing Breasts! When Jillian Parsonss Best Friend Forever, Allison Baerken, Finds Herself Knocked Up, Both Women Are Thrown Into A Ninemonth Roller Coaster Ride Of Emotionseven Though Only One Of Them Is Pregnant.Say No To Placenta Pics Is The Ultimate Bffs Uncensored, Tellall Guide To The Down And Dirty Of Pregnancy For All Badass Momstobe (And Their Nonpregnant Friends Watching From The Side Lines) Who Desperately Need A Joke Over The Next Nine Months. Together, Allison And Jillian Ride The Learning Curves From First Trimester To After Birth, Rejecting Standard Pregnancy Fluff In Selfhelp Books , Exploring The Issues About Mothertobehood No One Else Seems To Have The Guts To:The Antisex Appeal Of Maternity Negliges Surviving The High School Experience Of Online Mommy Groups Resisting The Urge To Overshare On Facebook Executing The Right Angles On A Maternity Photo Shoot Listening To Yet Another Birth Story From A Strangerwitty, Tongueincheek, And Fearlessly Relatable, Say No To Placenta Pics Is The Realest Girl Talk Between Two Women Who Deliver A Satirical Breakdown Of Modernday Maternity And What It Means To Be, And Not To Be, A Mom
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is 'Say No to Placenta Pics' about? A: 'Say No to Placenta Pics' is a humorous guide that explores the ups and downs of pregnancy through the eyes of two best friends. It offers a candid look at the less glamorous aspects of maternity, making it relatable for expectant mothers and their friends.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The book is authored by Jillian M. Parsons, who shares her insights and experiences alongside her best friend, Allison Baerken.
- Q: What type of reader would enjoy this book? A: This book is ideal for expectant mothers, their friends, and anyone seeking a lighthearted take on pregnancy. It's designed for those who appreciate humor and candid discussions about the challenges of motherhood.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: 'Say No to Placenta Pics' contains 252 pages of engaging content.
- Q: What is the publication date of the book? A: The book was published on April 17, 2018.
- Q: Is this book suitable for new mothers? A: Yes, new mothers may find this book particularly relatable as it addresses common experiences and feelings during pregnancy and early motherhood.
- Q: What format is the book available in? A: The book is available in paperback format.
- Q: Does the book provide practical advice for pregnancy? A: While the book is primarily humorous, it touches on practical aspects of pregnancy, like dealing with online mommy groups and maternity photo shoots.
- Q: What themes are explored in the book? A: The book explores themes such as friendship, the realities of pregnancy, and the societal expectations placed on mothers.
- Q: Can this book be a gift for a baby shower? A: Yes, 'Say No to Placenta Pics' can be a great gift for a baby shower, offering both humor and insight for the expecting mother.