Title
Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught In School
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
The Perfect Gag Gift, This Humorous Book Helps Readers Navigate The World Of Real Low German. Scheisse! Introduces Readers To The Fine Art Of Cursing And Basic Slang To Spice Up Their German Speech.If You Think You Have A Fairly Good Command Of German, Think Again. For Its A Sure Bet That Frau Schultz Never Taught You Those Nasty Little Guttural Curses And Humiliating Invectives So Expressive Of Real Low German Speech. But Relaxhere At Last Is The One Book That Can Introduce You To The Very Worst Beerhall German. Scheisse! Is An Indispensable Guide To Offcolor German Colloquialisms And Profanitieslascivious Bedroom Slang And Boozy Insults, Jeering Scatological Putdowns And Scurrilous Ridicule. This Hilarious Illustrated Cornucopia Of Creative Expletives, Guaranteed To Vex, Taunt, Aggravate, And Provoke As Only Overwrought Low German Can, Will Help You Master The Fine Art Of German Verbal Abusewith Triumphant Oneupmanship.
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We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
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This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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