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Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught In School
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The Perfect Gag Gift, This Humorous Book Helps Readers Navigate The World Of Real Low German. Scheisse! Introduces Readers To The Fine Art Of Cursing And Basic Slang To Spice Up Their German Speech.If You Think You Have A Fairly Good Command Of German, Think Again. For Its A Sure Bet That Frau Schultz Never Taught You Those Nasty Little Guttural Curses And Humiliating Invectives So Expressive Of Real Low German Speech. But Relaxhere At Last Is The One Book That Can Introduce You To The Very Worst Beerhall German. Scheisse! Is An Indispensable Guide To Offcolor German Colloquialisms And Profanitieslascivious Bedroom Slang And Boozy Insults, Jeering Scatological Putdowns And Scurrilous Ridicule. This Hilarious Illustrated Cornucopia Of Creative Expletives, Guaranteed To Vex, Taunt, Aggravate, And Provoke As Only Overwrought Low German Can, Will Help You Master The Fine Art Of German Verbal Abusewith Triumphant Oneupmanship.
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- Q: What is the page count of this book? A: This book has one hundred forty-four pages. It's a compact read, perfect for quick learning and laughs.
- Q: What are the dimensions of this book? A: The book measures five point thirty-one inches in length, zero point thirty-six inches in width, and eight inches in height. It's easy to handle and store.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This book features paperback binding. It's lightweight and flexible, making it comfortable to read.
- Q: How do I use this book effectively? A: You can use this book as a humorous guide to learn real Low German slang. It's particularly useful for parties or social gatherings.
- Q: Is this book suitable for beginners? A: Yes, this book is suitable for beginners. It introduces basic Low German phrases and curses in an entertaining way.
- Q: What age group is this book appropriate for? A: This book is intended for adults due to its mature content. It contains humor that may not be suitable for younger readers.
- Q: How should I store this book? A: Store this book in a cool, dry place to prevent damage. Keeping it upright on a shelf will help maintain its shape.
- Q: How do I clean this book if it gets dirty? A: To clean this book, gently wipe the cover with a dry cloth. Avoid using liquids to prevent damage to the pages.
- Q: Is this book safe for kids? A: No, this book is not safe for kids. It contains adult themes and explicit language that are not suitable for younger audiences.
- Q: What if the book arrives damaged? A: If the book arrives damaged, contact customer support for assistance with returns or exchanges. Ensure to keep the packaging for reference.
- Q: Can I return this book if I don't like it? A: Yes, you can return the book if you're not satisfied with it. Check the return policy for specific instructions and timelines.
- Q: Does this book have illustrations? A: Yes, this book contains humorous illustrations. They enhance the reading experience and add to the comedic effect.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author of this book is Gertrude Besserwisser. She is known for her humorous take on language and culture.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: This book belongs to the Love, Sex & Marriage genre. It combines humor with cultural insights.
- Q: How does this book compare to traditional German language textbooks? A: This book is much more humorous and informal compared to traditional German textbooks. It focuses on slang and colloquialisms.
- Q: Is there a digital version available? A: No, this listing is specifically for the paperback version of the book. Check with retailers for digital availability.