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'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: And Other Misheard Lyrics,Used
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DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy is a hilarious collection of over 275 lines people think they'veheard in pop songs from the 1960s to the 1990s. Now you can come out of that closet and proudly singwhatever you think you hear. Don't deny it! You know you've sung totally absurd lyrics inplace of the realand usually less interestingones. (It's nothing to ashamed ofmost rock starsnever took elocution classes.) Breeze through some of the world's most widely misinterpreted lyrics,including:'The ants are my friends/They're blowin' in the wind' ('The answer my friend/Is blowing' in thewind'Bob Dylan)'Sweet dreams are made of cheese' ('Sweet dreams are made of this'Eurythmics)'The girl with colitis goes by' ('The girl with kaleidoscope eyes'The Beatles)Whether it's Eddie Vedder singing about 'fortyfive versions of a pelican' or Bruce Springsteenproclaiming 'everybody's got a hungry horse,' 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy is sure to makeyou want to get your hearing checked.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy' about? A: 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy' is a humorous collection of over 275 misheard lyrics from popular songs spanning the 1960s to the 1990s.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The book is authored by Gavin Edwards, known for his insightful and entertaining writing style.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book contains 189 pages filled with funny misinterpretations of well-known song lyrics.
- Q: What is the condition of the book? A: The item condition is listed as 'Good', indicating that it is in decent shape with minimal wear.
- Q: When was 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy' published? A: The book was published on April 13, 1995.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This edition of the book is a paperback binding.
- Q: What category does this book fall under? A: 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy' is categorized under Limericks & Humorous Verse.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: While the book is humorous, it may contain some references better suited for older readers, so parental discretion is advised.
- Q: Can I find specific song lyrics in this book? A: The book showcases misheard lyrics and provides the actual lyrics for comparison, but it does not contain the complete lyrics for every song.
- Q: What makes this book a good gift? A: This book is a great gift for music lovers and anyone with a sense of humor, making it a fun and entertaining read.