Title
Secret Memoirs Of A Bornagain Preacher,Used
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Secret Memoirs of a BornAgain Preacher,'is a satire about a psychopathic preacher with presidential ambitions. The book is a work of fiction where the characters, places, and incidents are purported to be the product of the author's imagination. But in the words of BergerKiss, 'Aren't all satires based on facts?'The Reverend Sister Todd the narrator's grandmother was a famous brimstone evangelist throughout the Midwest plains before she became unhinged and began channeling her wrath against the perverts and sinners in Washington D.C. Granny cracks the day after Franklin Delano Roosevelt was reelected to his fourth term as President of the United States. She was committed to the Topeka State Hospital. Richard (our protagonist and narrator) was born the day Granny was released.The young Richard Dink, nicknamed 'Dicky' or 'Dinky,' was largely ignored by his exhibitionist mother, used as bait by his womanchasing father, and abused by his pyromaniac stepsister, leaving him to be raised by the Reverend Granny.At the age of three years and nine months, little Dick showed his predilection for preaching by reading aloud from the Bible. He memorized large portions of the Bible and gave his first sermon on his 16th birthday. He confesses he was smarter than everyone, but in his memoir he recognizes that disclosing truths was not his strong suit. 'Sermons are shows. Don't forget that,' he advises his readers. 'If you play hard to get, they'll want you all the more.' 'People are, for the most part, an irksome bother,' he says. 'The dumber the sheep, the easier to herd. 'Most of all trust no one.''Secret Memoirs of a BornAgain Preacher' is a comical pageturner. It could be interpreted as a howto book to improve your ability to lie, cry on cue, swindle the masses, and the wealthy, separating them from their money money being the source of Power. 'Exploitation of those under you has to be done sensibly' he advises, 'so they don't rebel.'The Reverend Doctor Richard Dink would like to dissolve the distinction between Church and State. 'To achieve ultimate power, mix religion and politics. That's where most of the truly great psychopaths are found. The best always hide behind God.'Author Andres BergerKiss has dedicated the book to all who have been bamboozled.
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