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Skinny Melon and Me
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A smart and sassy novel about the inevitable changes that come with divorce, remarriage, and stepparents.One of the worst things about Roland Butter is his name. I thought at first it was just one of his dorky jokes, like: Where do pigs leave their cars? At porking meters. Ha ha ha I dont think so. . . . I am certainly not going to change my last name to Butter, which is what Mom would like me to do. Cherry Butter! How could you get anywhere with a name like that?Cherry Waterton wants a dog. She wants to keep a diary (which she does), and she wants to someday become a pop singeror even a judge. Cherry Waterton knows what she wants. What she most decidedly does not want is a stepfather. Especially if hes goofball Roland Butter, who pushes silly coded messages under her bedroom door. She especially does not want him. Or does she?In a fresh format that switches between Cherrys diary, her mothers letters, and Roland Butters rebus notes, this clever and funny novel relates a young girls struggle with her mothers divorce and remarriage, and of course, the everyday quirks of adolescence.
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