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So You Wanna Be a Mobster: Get Made, Get Paid, Get BabesStart Your Own Mafia Family,Used
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Have You Ever Dreamed Of. . .Making your own hours?Owning a topless joint?Flaunting the laws of the land for financial gain?Motivating a gang of burly, brainless thugs to do your bidding?Earning the respect you deserveor better yetsporting an undeniable aura of fear?If You Answered Yes To Any Of The Questions Above, We're Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse!Mob knowitall and popular New York City radio jock Goumba Johnny gives you the lowdown on what it takes to be a wiseguy. And you don't even have to be Italian or live in a major urban area! Whether you're in Oatmeal, Nebraska, or Cheeseville, Wisconsin, starting your own Mafia family is a lot easier than you think. With this handy guide, Goumba Johnny shows you the finer points of bookmaking, loansharking, detecting wiretaps, corrupting politicians, finding the right mistress or mistresses, and not ending up in the trunk of a Lincoln Town Car.You'll get the best tables in restaurants, quaff the finest wines and choice cuts of steak, and snooty headwaiters will grovel at your feet. Beautiful women who wouldn't give you a second look now will throw themselves at you, attracted by the brute power you radiate. You'll wear the finest silk suits money can buy, own Rolexes by the dozen, and sport obscenely expensive pinky rings and diamond money clips.So You Wanna Be a Mobster is the ultimate selfhelp bookit will show you how to help yourself to other people's money!For Academic Study OnlyJohn "Goumba Johnny" Sialiano was born in the Bronx and entered the radio industry after many career changes. With his natural quick wit and charm, Johnny has shared the stage with many of the top acts in comedy such as Andrew Dice Clay, Mario Cantone, George Wallace, Jay Mohr, Tommy Davidson, Martin Lawrence, Colin Quinn, Paul Rodriguez, and Jerry Seinfeld. Goumba Johnny has appeared on television shows such as The Weakest Link, The Montel Williams Show, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The CBS Early Show, The Ricki Lake Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Metro TV/Naked New York, and Court TV. In 2003, Johnny starred in his own comedy special, Goumba Johnny's Slice of Italian Comedy, and in early 2004, it appeared as a special on PayperView for Direct TV, Time Warner Cable, and Cablevision, continuing to gain fans nationwide.Goumba Johnny cohosts (with Hollywood Hamilton) the highly rated drivetime 37 p.m. slot on New York's KTUFM radio. He lives in New York City.
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