Title
South Mouth: Hillbilly Wisdom, Redneck Observations & Good Ol Boy Logic,Used
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This Book Makes a Great Gift! Cooter Brown offers up an unparalleled collection of over 500 examples of Hillbilly Wisdom, Redneck Observations and Good Ol' Boy logic in 'South Mouth'. lt's a very funny and often insightful book. In the tradition of rural America (especially the South), we welcome you to come in, sit a spell and sample some of the unique ways we express ourselves. You'll get a heapin' helping of 'South Mouth' If things aren't going well: 'I'm as bad off as a rubbernosed woodpecker in a petrified forest.' If a coworker is lazy: 'They call him 'blister' because he doesn't show up until the work is done.' If the temperature is falling outside: 'It's gonna be colder than a cast iron commode on the shady side of an iceberg.' If a job is frustrating: 'It's like trying to nail JellO to a tree.' If you' re ready for dinner: 'I' m so hungry I could eat a stink bug off a dead skunk.' If someone is less than attractive: 'If I had a dog as ugly as him, I' d shave its butt and make it walk backwards.' If your wallet is empty: 'If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn't get to the state line.' If you' re describing a winding road: 'The road was so crooked you could see your own tail lights.' If someone is acting less than intelligent: 'He' s a seven story buildin' with a five story elevator.' Who knows, maybe you'll end up spicing up your conversation with some of colorful language and become a 'South Mouth' yourself. Or maybe not. Either way, take it from Cooter Brown, 'You'll have a good ol' time.'
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