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That's Terrible! A Cringeworthy Collection of 1001 Really Bad Jokes,New
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A relentless barrage of zany, offthewall humour, 1001 jokes, puns and oneliners, plumbed exclusively from the innermost depths and farout corridors of an extremely vivid imagination. You wont have encountered anything like this addictive little beauty before; not a swear word in sight, it would be equally at home in the hands of kids or grandmas, whilst still supplying sufficient ammunition to torment your mates into submission. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, and no wonder with jokes like these:Mobile phones have been around longer than people think. I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it. Whiskey business.I went to the waxworks but legged it when I saw this woman coming towards me, swinging a pair of giant blades. I discovered later it was Madame Two Swords.Michael Phelps and the Thorpedo: they think theyre Gods gift to swimming.As an exparatrooper, I definitely thought my bill for dental work was a bridge too far.I had a real bad accident at the saw mill. My other half says we should sue for compensation.Ive just lost my job at the snuff factory. I was sacked for pinching.I walked into Leeds station and asked the route to Bristol. I said, is it Leeds to Sheffield, then Derby, Birmingham, Cheltenham Spa and Gloucester? He said, its somewhere along those lines.Someone said there was a decent turn on at the working mens club. When I got there, it was an Arctic sea bird with a big, yellow beak.I found my hotel bathroom stuffed with chickens. It was hensuite.Boy racers. Theyre the torque of the town.Every time its nice outside, theres this American pop duo that stand on a street corner, giving money away. Its Sunny and Share.
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