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The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for YouKnowWho,Used
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If youve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, MotherinLaw, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this notsooriginal book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for YouKnowWho, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, its original. And, if you dont burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, theres something wrong with you. This book has so many accountant jokes, you wont know where to start. For example: Why do accountants wear slipon shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff. Why would you want me to do that?, asked his wife. I figure that youll eventually remarry, and I dont want some asshole using my stuff, replied the accountant. The accountants spouse said: What makes you think Id marry another asshole? *** Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: Put on two coats. *** Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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