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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre (Brentford Trilogy)
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There Is Nothing More Powerful Than A Bad Idea Whose Time Has Come. And There Can Be Few Ideas Less Bad Or More Potentially Apocalyptic Than That Hatched By Genetic Scientist Dr. Stephen Malone. Using Dna Strands Extracted From The Dried Blood On The Turin Shroud, Dr. Malone Is Cloning Jesus.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main plot of 'The Brentford Chainstore Massacre'? A: The plot revolves around genetic scientist Dr. Stephen Malone, who uses DNA strands from the Turin Shroud to clone Jesus, leading to potentially apocalyptic consequences.
- Q: Who is the author of 'The Brentford Chainstore Massacre'? A: The book is authored by Robert Rankin.
- Q: What is the genre of this book? A: The book falls under the Contemporary genre.
- Q: How many pages does 'The Brentford Chainstore Massacre' have? A: This novel contains 365 pages.
- Q: What is the condition of the book? A: The book is in new condition.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This edition of the book is a paperback binding.
- Q: When was 'The Brentford Chainstore Massacre' published? A: The book was published on June 1, 1998.
- Q: What are the shipping options for this book? A: The book is dispatched the same day for orders received before 12 noon, ensuring fast delivery.
- Q: Are returns accepted for this book? A: Yes, there is a guaranteed returns policy with no quibbles.
- Q: What can readers expect in terms of content style? A: Readers can expect a mix of humor and fantasy, typical of Robert Rankin's writing style.