Title
The Cannibals of Candyland,Used
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There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins. During the day, while you are away at work, they come above ground and prowl our streets for food. Their prey: your children. They lure young boys and girls to them with their sweet scent and bright colorful candy coating, then rip them apart with razor sharp teeth and claws.When he was a child, Franklin Pierce witnessed the death of his siblings at the hands of a candy woman with pink cotton candy hair. Since that day, the candy people have become his obsession. He has spent his entire life trying to prove that they exist. And after discovering the entrance to the underground world of the candy people, Franklin finds himself venturing into their sugary domain. His mission: capture one of them and bring it back, dead or alive.Cannibals of Candyland is an erotic horror story for the bizarro reader. Dark, disturbing, and absurd; this isn't the board game version of candy land you used to play as a kid.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What genre is 'The Cannibals of Candyland'? A: 'The Cannibals of Candyland' is categorized as an erotic horror story, specifically tailored for bizarro literature enthusiasts.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The book is authored by Carlton Mellick III, known for his unconventional and imaginative storytelling.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: 'The Cannibals of Candyland' contains a total of 164 pages.
- Q: Is the book available in different formats? A: Currently, 'The Cannibals of Candyland' is available in paperback format.
- Q: What is the publication date of this book? A: 'The Cannibals of Candyland' was published on August 28, 2009.
- Q: What is the central theme of the story? A: The story revolves around a race of candy cannibals who lure children into their underground world, blending elements of horror and absurdity.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all readers? A: 'The Cannibals of Candyland' is intended for mature audiences due to its erotic and horror themes.
- Q: What makes this book unique? A: The book combines elements of horror with bizarro fiction, presenting a darkly whimsical narrative that challenges traditional storytelling.
- Q: Can I find reviews for this book? A: Yes, customer reviews are available on various platforms, providing insights into readers' experiences and opinions about the book.
- Q: Is the book in new condition? A: 'The Cannibals of Candyland' is offered in new condition, ensuring a fresh reading experience.