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The Cootie Kisser Convention on Canterbury Court,Used
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Product Description If your kids have ever been bullied, this might be the most important novel they read all year! If you have kids in the 3rd 5th grade, do them a HUGE favor and share with them this hysterical new novel, "The Cootie Kisser Convention on Canterbury Court." A word of warning, however: Although bullying is a very serious topic indeed, in this book it's dealt with in such a hysterical way that your kids might just laugh hard enough that whatever they are eating will come out their nose. Enjoy the Battle! Come join these crazy characters as they engage in the ultimate battle of the sexes... fourthgrade style: Eddy Coletranea shaggyhaired baseball pitcher with a sense of humor as wicked as his curveball. Brian Dobsona skinny, hyper boy who has three dresser drawers filled with every type of prank imaginable. Charlie Devriesa shy, sloppy boy with a severe crew cut and a fondness for candy and comic books. Darla Delaneya confident tomboy who moves to Canterbury Court, only to discover that the boys won't play with herand that the girls won't even talk to her. Stuart Leroythe meanest bully ever to attend Roosevelt Elementary School. His favorite hobby is beating up anybody who is more defenseless than he iswhich means everybody! Veronica Novotnya buttonnosed blonde who leads the fearless Cootie Kissing Eleven with the passion of a drill sergeant. From the back cover: "Eddy Coletrane and his two best friends, Charlie and Brian, are horrified when they learn that a GIRL is moving to Canterbury Court. But when they're forced to fight Stuart Leroy, the most terrifying bully ever to attend Roosevelt Elementary School, they quickly learn that they were wrong to feel that way." This book is perfect for boys and girls in 3rd 5th grade and older... but don't be surprised if it makes you snort with laughter as well. About the Author Jim Gratiot is a writer and father of 5 perfectlybehaved children. He lives with his wife and kids in Folsom, California. He is currently working on the second book of the Cootie Kisser Chronicles, which will be available sometime in 2013. He loves to receive email as well: gratiot49@yahoo.com.
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