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The Dark LordS Guide To Dating (And Other War Crimes) (Guides To Villainy And Love)
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A Conflicted Villain And His Unstoppable Bride Form The RealmS Most Chaotic Alliance In This Riotously Funny Dark Romantasy Perfect For Fans Of Assistant To The Villain, But Darker And Spicier.WhatS Mine Stays Mine.Step One: Kidnap Someone Cute.Step Two: Force Her Into Marriage.Step Three: Try Not To Catch Feelings.When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose Kidnaps Lady Arabella For A Forced Marriage, He Expects An Obedient, Trembling Bride. What He Gets Is A Knife To The Throat And A Furious Woman With Demands Of Her Own. He May Need Her Heroic Bloodline To Achieve Ultimate Dominion, But SheS Not About To Make This Easy For Him.Arabella Has Already Survived Her FatherS Tower Prison And A Lifetime Of Being Treated Like Property. Getting Abducted By The RealmS Most Notorious Villain Is Just Another Tuesday. If She Must Be Married To The Infuriating (And Infuriatingly Attractive) Dark Lord, SheLl Do It On Her Terms: Freedom Within His Fortress, Hands Strictly To Himself, And Complete Honesty About His Plans.But When Those Plans Go Awry, Kazimir Faces His Most Terrifying Challenge Yet: He Must Date His Own Wife. Between Magical Training Sessions, Playing Golf With The Eyeballs Of His Enemies, And Aphrodisiac Dinners Gone Spectacularly Wrong, His Attempts At Villainous Seduction Are Failing At Every Turn.As Kazimir And Arabella Navigate Magical Explosions And Jealous Exes, They Discover A Far More Terrifying Prospect Than War Or Magical Catastrophe: They Might Actually Be Falling For Each Other.This Dark And Sexy Fantasy Romance Is Perfect For Readers Who Love: A Morally Gray Antihero (Who Stays That Way); A Strong Heroine Who Embraces Her Dark Side (She DoesnT Need Rescuing, Thanks); Touch Her And Die Trope; Hilarious, Wicked Banter And Sizzling Spice; One Bed/Forced Proximity; Kidnapped Bride/Forced Marriage; And Dark Humor.
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