Title
The Detextbook: The Stuff You Didn'T Know About The Stuff You Thought You Knew
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You Are An Idiot.Don'T Get Defensive! It'S Not Your Fault. For Decades Your Teachers, Authority Figures And Textbooks Have Been Lying To You. You Do Not Have Five Senses. Your Tongue Doesn'T Have Neatly Segregated Tastebud Zones. You Don'T Know What The Pyramids Really Looked Like. You'Re Even Pooping Wrong Jesus, You'Re A Wreck!But It'S Going To Be Okay. Because We'Re Here To Help. Packed With More Sexy Facts Than The Encyclopedia Pornographica, The Cracked Detextbook Will Teach You About The True Stars Of History, Why You Picture Everything From Velociraptors To Ancient Rome Incorrectly, And Finally, At Long Last How To Pop A Proper Squat. This Book Was Built From The Ground Up To Systematically Seek Out, Dismantle And Destroy The Many Untruths That Years Of Misguided Education Have Left Festering Inside Of You, And Leave You A Smarter Person...Whether You Like It Or Not. The Detextbook Is A Merciless, Brutal Learning Machine. It Can'T Be Bargained With. It Can'T Be Reasoned With. It Doesn'T Feel Pity, Or Remorse, Or Fear. And It Absolutely Will Not Stop, Ever, Until You Are Informed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'The De-Textbook'? A: 'The De-Textbook' challenges common misconceptions taught in traditional education, revealing surprising truths about history, science, and everyday knowledge.
- Q: Who is the author of 'The De-Textbook'? A: The book is authored by Cracked.com, a well-known online platform that focuses on humor and trivia.
- Q: What type of binding does 'The De-Textbook' have? A: 'The De-Textbook' is available in hardcover binding, providing durability and a quality feel.
- Q: How many pages are in 'The De-Textbook'? A: 'The De-Textbook' contains 224 pages filled with engaging content and illustrations.
- Q: When was 'The De-Textbook' published? A: 'The De-Textbook' was published on October 29, 2013.
- Q: Is 'The De-Textbook' suitable for all ages? A: 'The De-Textbook' is primarily aimed at adults and older teens due to its humorous and sometimes irreverent content.
- Q: What genre does 'The De-Textbook' fall under? A: 'The De-Textbook' is categorized under Trivia & Fun Facts, focusing on entertaining and enlightening readers.
- Q: Are there illustrations in 'The De-Textbook'? A: 'The De-Textbook' is illustrated, enhancing the reading experience with visual elements.
- Q: What makes 'The De-Textbook' different from traditional textbooks? A: 'The De-Textbook' uses humor and engaging facts to debunk myths and misconceptions, making learning more entertaining compared to traditional textbooks.
- Q: Can I find specific topics covered in 'The De-Textbook'? A: Yes, 'The De-Textbook' covers a wide range of topics including history, science, and common myths, making it a comprehensive guide to debunking misinformation.