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The Divine GardenerS Handbook: Or What To Do If Your Girlfriend Accidentally Turns Off The Sun
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Deluxe EditionFeaturing Beautiful Sprayed Edges!Perfect For Fans Of Tamsyn Muir And Rebecca Thorne, This Joyful Debut Follows A Gardener Fighting To Secure Her Dream Job In The Divine GardensManipulating God, Antagonizing Her Attractive Rival, And Running Afoul Of A Brewing Rebellion Along The Way.Cyprin Grows Perfect Apples.No Other Worker Tends The Orchards Like She Can. Sick Of Living In A JengaEsque Megacity Where SheS Never Alone (ThereS Always A Rat), Cyprin Dreams Of A Job In The Divine Gardens, Tending To The Plants Overseen By God.Her Only Way In Is Winning An Annual Flower PageantOne ThatS Been Dominated By The Divine Gardens Head Gardener For Five Years Running: An Insufferable Woman With An Undeniable Affinity For Plants. When Cyprin Plays Dirty (Criminally Dirty) And Wins, She Jumps Headfirst Into Life In The Gardens And Her Rivalry With The Head Gardener, Who She Just CanT Stop Thinking About.Pranks, Backstabbing, And A Lot Of Heated Glaring Unite Them, Until TheyRe Both Drawn Into A Plot To Take Down GodWhoS Really Just Some Guy With A Great Garden. As They Spiral Through Layers Of The CityS History And Underground Rebel Group, Cyprin And Her Rival Will Find They Understand Each Other Like No One Else Does, Even If There Can Only Be One Head Gardener In The End.But Rise Or Fall, At Least Cyprin Will Always Have The Rats.A Chaotically Queer Exploration Of Love, Ambition, And Toxic Work Culture, The Divine GardenerS Handbook Is A Romp Of A Science Fantasy That Will Leave You Gasping For More.
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