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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America (Bird Books, Books for Bird Lovers, Humor Books),New
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National bestseller and fan favorite! This humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds is a perfect book for the birder and antibirder alike.For those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, andlet's face ittrue. Featuring common North American birds such as the WhiteBreasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or WhiteBreasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous yet angry ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This uproarious guide to all things wings includes migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and lessons on the ethics of birdwatching. Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more.POPULAR AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. Other hilarious titles from Matt include The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole StupidWorld and OMFG, BEES!WELL REVIEWED: Critics recommend this laughoutloud funny spoof guide:'There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way.'Uncrate'There are a lot of great bird field identification guides, but after a day afield with The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you will never look at birds or birdwatching the same again...You need this book if you want to lighten up your birdwatching.'Northwest Arkansas Democrat GazettePerfect for: Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts People who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh) Anyone looking for the ultimate coffee table book or bartop conversation starter Gift givers seeking a fun Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is 'The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America' about? A: This book offers a humorous take on 50 common North American birds, presenting them in a snarky and entertaining way, making it enjoyable for both bird lovers and those who find birds annoying.
- Q: Who is the author of this book and what are his credentials? A: The author, Matt Kracht, is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator known for his humorous perspective on nature. He is based in Seattle and has created other titles that celebrate the absurdities of life.
- Q: Is this book suitable for both bird enthusiasts and casual readers? A: Yes, the book appeals to birdwatching enthusiasts as well as casual readers who enjoy humor and illustrations about birds, making it a versatile choice for various audiences.
- Q: What makes this book a good gift option? A: With its humorous content and unique illustrations, this book serves as a great coffee table book or conversation starter, making it a fun gift for occasions like Mother's Day, Father's Day, or birthdays.
- Q: Are there any educational components included in the book? A: Yes, the book includes migratory maps, birding tips, and facts about each bird's call and migratory patterns, blending entertainment with education.
- Q: What is the format and binding of the book? A: The book is published in paperback format and contains 176 pages, making it easy to handle and suitable for both reading and display.
- Q: Can I find illustrations in the book? A: Absolutely, the book features humorous ink drawings that accompany the text, enhancing the reading experience with visual elements.
- Q: Does the author include personal insights or experiences in the book? A: Yes, Matt Kracht shares his personal musings on birdwatching and the avian population, providing readers with a relatable and entertaining narrative.
- Q: Is 'The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America' well-reviewed? A: Yes, the book has received positive reviews from critics, highlighting its unique take on birdwatching and the humor it brings to the subject.
- Q: What type of reader would enjoy this book? A: This book is ideal for anyone who appreciates humor, enjoys nature, or seeks a light-hearted perspective on birds, making it suitable for both avid birdwatchers and those who simply enjoy a good laugh.