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The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre
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A NoNonsense Federal Agent And A LoneWolf Cop Chase Down A Brutal Drug Lord In A Flooded Amusement Park Swarming With BloodCrazed Hippos And Cutthroat Mercenaries.Disco Hippo Wonderland Is The Number One Amusement Park In Flamingo City. But Few Realize Its Corpulent Owner, Jans MJor Discau Is About To Release The Most Potent Drug Ever Created: Coke45! Fortunately For Humanity, Agent Clarke Nebraska Is On The Case! SheLl Bring Down Discau Come Heck Or High Water! That Was The Plan, Until Her Undercover Agent Tico Senecoza Was Captured! And Before She Can Rescue Him, MiquelTicoS Sexy Loose Cannon Of An Older BrotherBeats Her To The Punch, Storming Into The Park With Bullets Flying. Discau Panics, Dumping The Coke45 Into The Hippo Enclosure And Letting Them Lose On The Park, Before Fleeing Into WonderlandS Tunnel Network! NebraskaS Plans Are Totally Off The Rails, And Things Get Worse When A MarijuanaSmokeFueled Hurricane Drowns The Park In Torrential Rain! Now ItS Up To Nebraska And Miquel To Create An Uncomfortable Truce To Bring Discau Down Before He Escapes!
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