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The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank
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[Erma Bombeck] Is Marvelously Funny, Direct As A Hypodermic, A Virtuoso In The Field Of Suburban Living.Vogueits The Expos To End All Expossthe Truth About The Suburbs: Where They Planted Trees And Crabgrass Came Up, Where They Planted The Schools And Taxes Came Up, Where They Died Of Old Age Trying To Merge Onto The Freeway And Where They Finally Got Sex Out Of The Schools And Back Into The Gutters.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank'? A: The book humorously explores the realities of suburban life, highlighting the contrasts between idealized suburban living and the actual challenges faced by residents.
- Q: Who is the author of this memoir? A: The author of 'The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank' is Erma Bombeck, a well-known humorist recognized for her witty observations on everyday life.
- Q: How many pages are in this book? A: The book contains 256 pages, providing a substantial yet engaging read.
- Q: What is the publication date of this memoir? A: This book was published on March 1, 1995.
- Q: Is this book available in different formats? A: This edition is available in paperback format, which is ideal for easy reading and portability.
- Q: What type of reader would enjoy this book? A: Readers who appreciate humor, particularly about family and suburban life, will likely find this memoir enjoyable.
- Q: Is 'The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank' suitable for all ages? A: While the book contains humor that may resonate with adults, it's generally suitable for older teens and adults due to its themes.
- Q: Can this book be used for book clubs? A: Yes, its humorous take on suburban life makes it a great choice for book clubs looking for lighthearted discussion material.
- Q: What makes Erma Bombeck a notable author? A: Erma Bombeck is celebrated for her relatable and witty writing about everyday family life, which resonates with many readers.
- Q: What is the item condition of the book? A: The book is listed as 'New', ensuring that you receive it in pristine condition.