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The Hypochondriac'S Pocket Guide To Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have
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Hypochondriacs Can Now Fret Appropriately With This Humorous Pocket Guide To More Than 40 Disgusting, Horrible Diseases. All Entries Include Symptoms, A Diagnosis Guide, Treatment Suggestions, A Prognosis, Andif You Are Not Yet Infectedprevention Tips.Do You Suffer From Insomnia?Not Goodsoon Your Whole Body Might Attack Your Brain.Are You Bothered By A Persistent Fever And Swelling?Bewaremaggots Are Likely Crawling Beneath Your Skin.Have You Noticed Skin Tenderness And Discoloration?Yikesa Small Horn Is Probably Going To Sprout From Your Head.Because It'S Ultraportable, You Can (And Probably Should) Have The Hypochondriac'S Pocket Guide To Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have With You At All Times So At The Slightest Onset Of An Unmistakably Fatalfeeling Itchy Rash, You Can Simply Whip Out Your Trusty Guide, Conveniently Diagnose Yourself, And Then Let The Worrying Begin.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main focus of The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have? A: The guide humorously addresses more than 40 disgusting and horrible diseases, providing readers with symptoms, diagnosis tips, treatment suggestions, and prevention advice.
- Q: How many pages does this book contain? A: The book contains 208 pages, making it a compact yet informative read.
- Q: What is the format of this book? A: The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide is available in a paperback format, which makes it portable and easy to carry.
- Q: Who is the author of this guide? A: The author of The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have is Dennis DiClaudio.
- Q: When was this book published? A: This book was published on October 1, 2019.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: While the book is humorous, it may contain themes or content that some readers might find inappropriate for younger audiences. It's best for adults or older teens.
- Q: Does the book provide practical advice for dealing with health concerns? A: Yes, each disease entry includes a diagnosis guide, treatment suggestions, and prevention tips, making it both entertaining and informative.
- Q: Can this book help me identify symptoms I am experiencing? A: The guide includes symptom descriptions for various diseases, which may help readers relate their own symptoms to those described, but it is not a substitute for professional medical advice.
- Q: What type of humor is used in this guide? A: The humor is dark and satirical, aimed at hypochondriacs who enjoy a comedic take on serious health issues.
- Q: Is The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide a good gift for someone with health anxieties? A: Yes, this book can be a thoughtful gift for someone who tends to worry about their health, as it combines humor with relatable content.