Title
The Little Book Of Misfortune Cookies,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Having conducted extensive research into Fortune Cookies, it is my professional opinion that they are relatively useless. Most of the time, they dole out compliments and bits of advice that have no particular relevance to the individual receiving them and when they actually do attempt to predict the future, it's often lacking in specifics and only ever tells you good things in store for you. But what good is that? Knowing you're going to win a lottery or find true love only spoils the surprise! I eventually came to the conclusion that Fortune Cookies would be much more useful if they were Misfortune Cookies: letting you know about your negative traits so that you might work on rectifying them, informing you of how pathetic you are so that you might rally yourself to do better, and most importantly, telling you about all the unpleasant occurrences that are about to befall you, so that you can prepare your last will and testament and say goodbye to the few loved ones you may actually have. That, in a nutshell, is what this book is all about. Contained herein is a selection of some of the best misfortunes that never made it into a cookie, but most certainly should have.
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increased use of more sustainable fibers to the use of more
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efficient waste management in our value chain.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
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Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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