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The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible: A Spiritual Guide for the Disciples of Biscuitism,Used
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Back in print again for the first time ever, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible, quite possibly THE WEIRDEST BOOK OF ALL TIME, clearly and concisely articulates all knowledge worth knowing! Now featuring 342% more Biscuitism, this long outofprint underground cult classic returns in a thoroughly revised edition (212 pages, compared to the measly 48 pages of the 1990 edition) in hard & softcover, with loads of new eyepopping graphics and allnew chapters that continue the braintwisting Biscuitoid assault on reason, normality and comprehensibility. Learn such crucial info as: the precise theological difference between the Nuclear Platypus and His bumpkin cousin, the Nucular Platypus; the horrors of the Great Porridge Famine that wiped out the creatures of myth and fairy tales; what happened when GodBiscuit showed up drunk for the Apocalypse; and GodBiscuit's glorious plan for humanity. Guaranteed to be the most important publishing event in the entire history of human civilization or your money back!
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