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The Occasionally Accurate Annals Of Football: The Nfl'S Greatest Players, Plays, Scandals, And Screwups (Plus Stuff We Totally ,New
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Celebrated sports commentator Dan Patrick and comedy writer Joel H. Cohen team up with some of Americas greatest* comedy writers to tell you everything and nothing about Americas sport!***greatest is actually just a bad typeo for mediocre**No, not darts, we mean pro football. (book on professional darts coming never)Did you know . . .Tom Brady is a very good quarterback. (True, but only according to statistics and accomplishments.)The formation of the NFL took place in an auto dealership. The founders started an institution and also were convinced to buy rustproofing for it. (Half true.)The Carolina Panthers originated as a book club but turned to football when they couldnt agree on which John Grisham novel to read. (Maybe true. Research isnt our thing.)The Occasionally Accurate Annals of Football is a love letter to Americas favorite game, full of highlights, history, great plays and players, scandals, Super Bowls, and a series of lies, idiotic theories, baseless conspiracies, a diet that may kill you and, of course, a poorlywritten haiku. The book takes the credibility Dan Patrick has built up over a stellar broadcast career (ESPN, NBC Sports, something called Peacock) and risks it all with these falsehoods, halftruths, and even some quartertruths.This parade of inanity is cowritten by Joel H. Cohen (3 Emmys, several cavities due to poor flossing) and includes contributions from certifiably hilarious people, such as:Andy Richter (Late Night with Conan OBrien) Brian Kelley (The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live) Chuck Tatham (Modern Family, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother) Mike Price (The Simpsons, F is for Family) Donick Cary (Silicon Valley, New Girl) Christine Nangle (Inside Amy Schumer, Saturday Night Live) Broti Gupta (The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Simpsons) Rob Cohen (Saturday Night Live, Big Bang Theory)Illustrated in two colors (black and white are colors, right?) The Occasionally Accurate Annals of Football informs (a little), entertains (a lot), and is the perfect gift to taunt the Jets fans in your life.
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- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book has two hundred forty pages. It offers a blend of humor and insightful commentary on American football.
- Q: What is the binding type of the book? A: The book is hardcover. This durable binding helps protect the pages and maintains the book's integrity.
- Q: What are the dimensions of the book? A: The book measures seven point zero one inches in length, nine point zero two inches in height, and zero point nine one inches in width.
- Q: Who are the authors of this book? A: The book is co-authored by Dan Patrick and Joel H. Cohen. Both authors bring unique perspectives from sports commentary and comedy writing.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: The book falls under the Essays genre. It blends humor and commentary about the world of professional football.
- Q: Is this book suitable for children? A: Yes, the book is suitable for older children and teens. Its humorous take on football can appeal to younger audiences.
- Q: How can I read this book? A: You can read this book by purchasing it through various retailers or borrowing it from a library. It's ideal for both casual and avid readers.
- Q: Does this book cover real football history? A: Yes, the book includes real historical events alongside humorous takes and exaggerations. It offers a light-hearted perspective on football culture.
- Q: What themes are explored in the book? A: The book explores themes of football history, player anecdotes, and comedic takes on scandals. It mixes fact with fiction for entertainment.
- Q: Can I gift this book? A: Yes, this book makes a great gift for football fans and those who appreciate humor. It's perfect for birthdays or special occasions.
- Q: How do I keep the book in good condition? A: To keep the book in good condition, store it upright in a dry place and avoid exposure to direct sunlight. It’s best to handle it with clean hands.
- Q: What if my book arrives damaged? A: If your book arrives damaged, you can return it to the retailer for a replacement or refund. Check the retailer's return policy for specific details.
- Q: Is there a warranty for this book? A: No, books typically do not come with a warranty. However, you can return it if it arrives in unsatisfactory condition.
- Q: What if I don't like the book? A: If you don't like the book, you can return it according to the retailer's return policy, usually within a specified timeframe.
- Q: Is this book a good choice for sports trivia lovers? A: Yes, this book is an excellent choice for sports trivia lovers. It contains amusing anecdotes and quirky facts about football.
- Q: Does the book discuss famous football players? A: Yes, the book discusses several famous football players. It provides humorous insights and anecdotes related to their careers.