Title
The Panda, The Cat And The Dreadful Teddy: A Parody
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
The Surely Soontobe Millioncopy Bestselling Sortof Inspirational Parody..A Timeless Parody Of Charlie Mackesys The Boy, The Mole, The Fox And The Horse.Enter The World Of Me, Panda, Plus My Sometimefriends Cat And Teddy. You Will Find Us Living Our Best Lives, Trying (And Occasionally Succeeding) To Be Kind To Each Other. The Cat Is Quite Nice But Can Be A Little Bit Selfish. Teddy Can Come Across As Very Nice, With His Squeaky Voice And Looking So Tiny And Helpless. But I Must Warn You, Teddy Can Be A Vicious Little Backstabber, Actually.This Is A Book Of Nice Illustrations And Some Words From Which You Will Likely Gain Some Sort Of Inspiration. Like:Just Because Youre Struggling, It Doesnt Mean Youre Failing But It Might Do.Nothing Beats Kindness, Said The Cat. Gin Does, Said Panda.If You Dont Stop Saying Inspirational Things To Me, Im Going To Punch You Up The Hooter.You Ok, Hun? Asked Panda, But He Was Just Taking The Piss.Were Just So, So Lucky To Have Each Other As Friends, And Its Going To Make A Marvellous Book.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
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Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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