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The Secret Fruit of Peter Paddington: A Novel,Used
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Peter Paddington is your typical thirteenyearold paperboy with a few exceptions. He's 204 pounds, at the mercy of an overactive imagination, and his only friend is a trashtalking beauty queen reject from across the street. As if that wasn't bad enough, Peter's nipples pop out one day and begin speaking to him, threatening to expose his private fantasies to an unkind world.Peter knows that if he could just lose weight, develop a brandnew personality, and get rid of those pesky talking nipples, he'd be able to find the acceptance he desperately craves. But it isn't easy to change who you really are, and Peter, ready or not, is finally forced to confront his secret self. Hilarious and exquisitely touching, this is the funniest and most memorable novel you'll read all year.This P.S. edition features an extra 16 pages of insights into the book, including author interviews, recommended reading, and more.
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