Title
The Sick Day Handbook: Strategies And Techniques for Faking It,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
We've all been there. The alarm goes off, and the thought of your morning commute, a buttonedup shirt, and email makes you want to cry. You don't want to go to workYOU CAN'T. So what's a 9to5er to do? KISS: Keep it Simple, Sickie. "I'm (sniffle) not feeling well, got this scratchy feeling in my throat (cough), think it'd be best for me to sit this one out, boss." Click. Congratulations, you just called in sick and were lying through your down comforter about it. Ahh, the thrill of deceit! Let's be honestat least briefly. Sometimes you just need a day. The Sick Day Handbook is your guide to freedom. In Ellie's words, "This is a course in manipulation . . . This is about lying." Anyone who reads to "the end" and follows Bishop's creative instructions will have earned their DDD: Doctor of Downright Devious. Filled with symptoms and prescriptions for common illnesses and proper stagesetting techniques to pull off the previously unthinkable Tuesdayafteralongweekend callin (your pregnant friend had the baby!), you'll have a pool of credible excuses just waiting to be used (scripts included). If you thought it couldn't get any betterwell, read on. Your boss will think you are such a moral person (what a doll . . . taking care of your elderly neighbor and her 3legged cat all the while suffering from Vertigo and an IBS flareup) he'll practically beg you to take a day off! So what are you waiting for, nervous dialers? Get your slippers ondaytime television awaits you. Learn our tricks and no one will ever doubt your "flu" again!
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