Title
The Ultimate Cats' Catalog
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
What Selfrespecting Feline Wouldn'T Be Proud To Display A Mounted Fake Rottweiler Head In The Family Room Or Den? Order Yours Now From The Ultimate Cats' Catalog! Use Your Human'S Credit Card To Avoid Delays. Operators Are Standing By.The Ultimate Cats' Catalog Pokes Fun At The Concept Of Cats As Consumers. Products Offered In This Mock Catalog Range From The Silly To The Grotesque, With Hilarious Fullcolor Photographs And Illustrations. From The Comfort And Convenience Of Her Own Home, Kitty Can Order The Endless Curtain, A Set Of 50Footlong Drapes Mounted On A Roll That Will Enable Her To Have A Continual Supply Of Fresh Curtain On Which To Sharpen Her Claws. Or She Can Choose The Temperaturecontrolled Mouse Cellar, Perfect For Storing Dead Dryiced Mice Under Ideal Conditions To Keep Them Fresh For Months On End, Offered In A Variety Of Sizes And Configurations. Glamourcat Whisker Extensions Will Surely Appeal To Any Cat'S Vanity, As They Are Available In Multiple Colors And Come In Alley Cat Or Vamp Lengths. And For The Carrion Connoisseur Who'S Stuck In The City, The Urban Cat'S Roadkill Press Adds Real Highway Taste And Texture To The Catch Of The Day. In A World Where Cat Owners Can Actually Buy Such Real Products As Halloween Costumes, Greeting Cards, And Gourmet Baked Goods Created Just For Felines, The Ultimate Cats' Catalog Is A Hilarious, Tongueincheek Gift For People Who Indulge Their Cats.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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We accept payments with :
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is The Ultimate Cats' Catalog about? A: The Ultimate Cats' Catalog is a humorous take on the idea of cats as consumers, featuring a variety of mock products ranging from silly to grotesque, complete with full-color illustrations.
- Q: How many pages does The Ultimate Cats' Catalog have? A: The catalog contains 64 pages filled with funny content and illustrations.
- Q: Who is the author of The Ultimate Cats' Catalog? A: The book is authored by Ray Strobel.
- Q: What type of binding does The Ultimate Cats' Catalog have? A: The catalog is available in paperback binding.
- Q: When was The Ultimate Cats' Catalog published? A: The Ultimate Cats' Catalog was published on May 1, 2004.
- Q: What kind of products are featured in The Ultimate Cats' Catalog? A: The catalog features whimsical and absurd products for cats, such as a Temperature-Controlled Mouse Cellar and Glamour-Cat Whisker Extensions.
- Q: Is The Ultimate Cats' Catalog suitable for children? A: While it is a humorous and light-hearted book, it is best suited for adults who appreciate the satire around pet ownership.
- Q: Can I gift The Ultimate Cats' Catalog to a cat lover? A: Yes, it makes a great gift for cat lovers who enjoy humor and unique pet-related content.
- Q: What condition is The Ultimate Cats' Catalog in? A: The catalog is listed in 'Very Good' condition.
- Q: Where can I buy The Ultimate Cats' Catalog? A: You can purchase The Ultimate Cats' Catalog from various online retailers, including major bookstores.