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The Unadulterated Cat: Illustrations By Gray Jolliffe
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From Bestselling Author Terry Pratchett, Everything You Need To Know To Identify The Real, Unadulterated Cat.The Unadulterated Cat Is Becoming An Endangered Species As More And More Of Us Settle For Those Boring Massproduced Cats The Admen Sell Us The Pussies That Purr Into Their Goldplated Food Bowls On The Telly. But The Campaign For Real Cats Sets Out To Change All That By Helping Us To Recognise A True, Unadulterated Cat When We See One.For Example: Real Cats Have Ears That Look Like They''Ve Been Trimmed With Pinking Shears; Real Cats Never Wear Flea Collars... Or Appear On Christmas Cards... Or Chase Anything With A Bell In It; Real Cats Do Eat Quiche. And Giblets. And Butter. And Anything Else Left On The Table, If They Think They Can Get Away With It. Real Cats Can Hear A Fridge Door Opening Two Rooms Away...
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If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'The Unadulterated Cat'? A: The main theme of 'The Unadulterated Cat' revolves around distinguishing genuine cats from the mass-produced, commercialized versions often portrayed in media. It emphasizes the unique characteristics and behaviors that define true cats.
- Q: Who is the author of 'The Unadulterated Cat'? A: 'The Unadulterated Cat' is authored by Terry Pratchett, a bestselling writer known for his humorous and insightful storytelling.
- Q: What type of illustrations are featured in the book? A: The book features illustrations by Gray Jolliffe, known for his whimsical and amusing depictions that complement the humorous tone of the narrative.
- Q: What is the format of this book? A: 'The Unadulterated Cat' is available in hardcover format, providing durability and a quality reading experience.
- Q: How many pages does 'The Unadulterated Cat' have? A: 'The Unadulterated Cat' contains a total of 160 pages, making it a concise yet entertaining read.
- Q: Is 'The Unadulterated Cat' suitable for all ages? A: While 'The Unadulterated Cat' is primarily aimed at adults and older teens due to its humor and themes, it can be appreciated by anyone who enjoys witty observations about cats.
- Q: When was 'The Unadulterated Cat' published? A: 'The Unadulterated Cat' was published on September 26, 2002.
- Q: What condition is the book in? A: The book is in new condition, ensuring that it is free from defects and ready for immediate enjoyment.
- Q: Can I return the book if I am not satisfied? A: Yes, the book comes with a no quibbles return policy, allowing customers to return it if they are not satisfied.
- Q: What are some features of 'The Unadulterated Cat'? A: Features of 'The Unadulterated Cat' include mint condition, same-day dispatch for orders received before 12 noon, guaranteed packaging, and a no quibbles returns policy.