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The Unorthodox Haggadah: A Dogmafree Passover for Jews and Other Chosen People,Used
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A Godfree Haggadah for Jews who enjoy the cultural aspects of the religion but not so much the dogmatic ones. This fun and functional text combines traditions from all over the world with snarky wit, pop culture references, and surreal interactive rituals.The Unorthodox Haggadah is a way to enjoy the strange and wonderful world of religion, while skipping the boring parts. Ritual is at the core of every culture, but people are no longer into dogma. This book offers the ritual with a hilarious, irreverent twist. It is genuinely funny, fun to flip through, and a riot to use at the seder. Make sure everyone around your table has a copy for the next Passover.Sample text:Let's begin by drinking the blood of a virgin lamb off the tip of a flaming golden scimitar. In the event that you've devirginized your lamb or misplaced your scimitar, use wine.Now, we toast the Israelites for rolling out of Egypt in time and generally being clever. Here are a few things they've invented since 1901: Jeans, lipstick, Hollywood, the fax machine, psychoanalysis, and the weekend. Thanks for getting us out of Egypt before shit got too real. Drink the second cup of wine while leaning to the left.light up your seder.Huffington Post'A cool, creative affront to Jewish grandmothers.'MediaBistroRedefine Bitter Herbsslightly insane.Tablet Magazine'Its the Passover you never knew you always wanted...While there are many (many!) different Haggadah versions out there, this one is hands down our favorite (sorry Maxwell house). Genuinely funny, which puts it head and shoulders above 99.9% of the treacly crap people foist on unsuspecting seder guests to try to fool them into thinking theyre actually enjoying themselves.Heeb Magazine
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' about? A: The Unorthodox Haggadah presents a God-free approach to the Passover Seder, combining cultural traditions with humor, pop culture references, and interactive rituals, making it suitable for those who enjoy the festivities without the dogmatic elements.
- Q: Who is the author of this Haggadah? A: The author of 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' is Nathan Phillips.
- Q: Is this Haggadah suitable for all ages? A: While the content is humorous and irreverent, it may not be suitable for very young children due to its adult themes and humor. It's recommended for those who can appreciate a more modern and satirical take on Passover.
- Q: How many pages does 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' have? A: 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' contains a total of 88 pages.
- Q: What kind of binding does this book have? A: 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' is available in a paperback binding, making it easy to handle during the Seder.
- Q: When was 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' published? A: 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' was published on February 3, 2015.
- Q: Can this Haggadah be used alongside traditional ones? A: Yes, 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' can be used in conjunction with traditional Haggadahs, allowing users to blend traditional rituals with a more modern, humorous perspective.
- Q: What is the condition of the book if purchased used? A: If purchased used, the book is listed as 'Very Good' condition, indicating it has been well cared for with minimal wear.
- Q: What themes are explored in this Haggadah? A: 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' explores themes of cultural identity, humor, and the rituals of Passover, while intentionally leaving out traditional dogma.
- Q: Where can I find reviews of 'The Unorthodox Haggadah'? A: Reviews for 'The Unorthodox Haggadah' can be found on major bookseller websites, review platforms, and social media, where readers share their experiences and insights on the book.