Title
There Was A Young Man From Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed To Amuse And Offend
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Here Now Is A Steamy Collectionof Limericks Rare. Each Selectionwill Run For Five Lines,Contain Marvelous Rhymesdetailing Sex Acts Of Subtle Complexion.Some Readers May Think That Its Crudeto Offer For Sale What Is Lewdbut If Youre Offendedby What Is Appended,Well Say What You Are; Youre A Prude!Ronald Stanza Has Put Together A Collection Of Outlandishly Funny Limericks About Some Of The Most Serious, Offensive, And Even Dangerous Predicaments. These Unique Scrubblings Are Better Than Any Insipid Piece Of Graffiti Doodled On A Bathroom Stall. This Book Describes Just About Every Awkwardly Inappropriate Situation That Nobody Ever Thought Of Writing A Poem About, From Dabblings In Spectrophilia To Bestiality, And From Illfated Selfservicing To The (Mis)Adventures Of Very Misguided Clergymen. If Youre A Lover Of All Things Raunchy, Crass, And Base, You Will Laugh For Hours At The Likes Of Impotent Scots, Naughty Old Sapphos, Old Women Of Ghent, Oscar Mcdingle Ofiggle, Lecherous Northumbrian Druids, And One Old Phony Named Kinsey. Warning: Not Recommended For Reading In Churches, Libraries, Mixed Company, Or Quiet Family Gatherings. Proceed With Caution, Weariness, And Most Of All, A Sense Of Humor!
By changing our most important processes and
products, we have already made a big leap forward. This ranges from the
increased use of more sustainable fibers to the use of more
environmentally friendly printing processes to the development of
efficient waste management in our value chain.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Secure Payment
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
We accept payments with :
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Paypal, Shopify Payments, Shop Pay and more.
Secure Payment
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
We accept payments with :
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Paypal, Shopify Payments, Shop Pay and more.