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This Book Will Put You to Sleep: (Books to Help Sleep, Gifts for Insomniacs),New
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It is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep. This gently amusing, highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully curated to put readers to sleep as quickly as possible. With a pillowy case wrap, stultifying illustrations, and pages of sheep to count, this giftable godsend for the underrested features dozens of snoozy short texts, including 'The Motion of Sand Dunes,' 'The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire,' 'White Noise: A Technical Explanation,' and many dozens more though good luck reading very far on any one evening. Insomniacs will also appreciate 'A Staring Contest with Fifty Cats,' 'Some Interesting Mathematical Theorems,' 'The Dullest Entries from Interesting Diaries,' and other zzzzzzzz.
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- Q: What is the main purpose of 'This Book Will Put You to Sleep'? A: The book is designed to help readers fall asleep by providing a collection of dull and soothing texts, making it an ideal gift for insomniacs.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The book is authored by Chronicle Books.
- Q: What is the format of this book? A: This book is available in a hardcover format, which adds to its durability and gift appeal.
- Q: How many pages does the book contain? A: The book contains 192 pages filled with various short texts.
- Q: When was 'This Book Will Put You to Sleep' published? A: The book was published on October 2, 2018.
- Q: What type of illustrations are included in the book? A: The book features stultifying illustrations that contribute to its humorous approach to inducing sleep.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: While it can be enjoyed by a wide audience, its humor and content may particularly appeal to adults and older teens.
- Q: What kind of texts can I expect to find in this book? A: Readers will find a variety of short texts, including topics like 'The Motion of Sand Dunes' and 'The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire,' designed to be dull and sleep-inducing.
- Q: Is this book a good gift for someone who struggles with sleep? A: Yes, this book is specifically curated as a humorous and thoughtful gift for those who have difficulty sleeping.
- Q: Does the book come with any special features? A: The book includes a pillowy case wrap, enhancing its aesthetic appeal and making it a delightful gift.