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At last, the book that answers the question on every parents mind: Why does my toddler hate me?Okay, its not really hate. Its just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skincovered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the ragevomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddlers toast. (Or not cutting it offseriously, you cant win.)Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside
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