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Uncle John s Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader (Uncle John s Bathroom Reader)
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The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is).Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few allnew funny pages squeezed in just because we couldnt help ourselves). Thats page after page after page of laughoutloud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kungfu movie subtitlessuch as. It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab! So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, youll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at* Dumb crooks: The robber who ran facefirst into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.* Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.* Flubbed headlines: British Left Waffles On House Floor* Quirky stars: Billy Idols concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Cant Believe Its Not Butter in his dressing room.* Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a VIP, be on the lookout for a Very Intoxicated Patient.* Comedian quips: I wonder if deaf people have a sign for Talk to the hand. Zach Galifianakis* Sputtering sportscasters: If only faces could talk. Pat SummerallAnd much, much more!
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- Q: What is the content of Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader? A: The book features a collection of 288 humorous pages, including jokes, quirky facts, funny stories, and amusing anecdotes, making it an entertaining choice for bathroom reading.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader is authored by the Bathroom Readers' Institute.
- Q: What is the publication date of this book? A: The book was published on October 15, 2013.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: This edition is available in paperback binding.
- Q: How many pages does this book have? A: The book contains a total of 288 pages.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: Yes, the humorous content is generally suitable for all ages, though some jokes may appeal more to adult readers.
- Q: What condition is the book in? A: The book is listed as 'New' condition.
- Q: What category does this book fall under? A: Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader falls under the category of Trivia & Fun Facts.
- Q: Are there any unique features in this book? A: Yes, it includes a mix of classic bathroom reading material along with all-new funny pages that provide a variety of comedic styles.
- Q: Can this book be a good gift? A: Absolutely, it makes an excellent gift for anyone who enjoys humor, trivia, and light reading.