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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotables: For Every Conceivable Occasion,Used
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Here it is: the quintessential collection of notable quotes for all occasions. Grouped together in weird categories as only Uncle John could do, youll find quotes about farts, firsts, dogs, Canada, male chauvinist pigs, colors, TV, aliens, and more! And not just quotes, eitherthere are great facts, fun quizzes, and a few longer articles about how quotations shape our world. As if that werent enough, there are a ton of eyeopening new entries for Uncle Johns Quotationary. (Love: Being stupid together. Paul Valery) And to make it easier than ever to find the exact quote youre looking for, there is a bysubject index as well a byname index. Here are but a few of the thousands of great quotations awaiting you:I dont really care what Im famous for. Jessica SimpsonLife is a tragedy when seen in closeup, but a comedy in longshot. Charlie ChaplinThe way that I feel about music is there is no right and wrong. Only true and false. Fiona AppleOne of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. A. A. MilneBears are crazy. Theyll bite your head if youre wearing a steak on it. Space Ghost
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