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Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader),Used
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The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is).Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few allnew funny pages squeezed in just because we couldnt help ourselves). Thats page after page after page of laughoutloud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kungfu movie subtitlessuch as. It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab! So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, youll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at* Dumb crooks: The robber who ran facefirst into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.* Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.* Flubbed headlines: British Left Waffles On House Floor* Quirky stars: Billy Idols concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Cant Believe Its Not Butter in his dressing room.* Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a VIP, be on the lookout for a Very Intoxicated Patient.* Comedian quips: I wonder if deaf people have a sign for Talk to the hand. Zach Galifianakis* Sputtering sportscasters: If only faces could talk. Pat SummerallAnd much, much more!
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- Q: How many pages does Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader have? A: This book has two hundred eighty-eight pages filled with humor and trivia.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: The book is a paperback, making it lightweight and portable.
- Q: What are the dimensions of this book? A: The dimensions are five inches wide, zero point seventy-five inches thick, and seven point zero one inches tall.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author is the Bathroom Readers' Institute, known for their humorous compilations.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: The book falls under the genre of Trivia and Fun Facts, perfect for casual reading.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: Yes, this book is designed for a general audience, making it enjoyable for both adults and older children.
- Q: How can I use this book effectively? A: You can enjoy this book in short bursts during bathroom breaks or casual reading sessions.
- Q: Can I read this book in one sitting? A: While you can, it's designed for quick, humorous snippets, so many readers prefer to enjoy it over time.
- Q: Is this book good for a gift? A: Yes, this book makes a great gift for anyone who enjoys humor and trivia.
- Q: How should I store this book? A: Store it in a cool, dry place, preferably on a bookshelf, to keep it in good condition.
- Q: Can I clean this book? A: Yes, gently wipe the cover with a damp cloth to remove dust, but avoid getting it wet.
- Q: What should I do if the book arrives damaged? A: Contact the seller immediately to discuss return or exchange options for the damaged book.
- Q: Is there a warranty on this book? A: No, books typically do not come with a warranty.
- Q: Are there any adult themes in this book? A: The book is family-friendly and does not contain inappropriate content.
- Q: How does this book compare to other bathroom readers? A: This book is often regarded as the funniest bathroom reader available, making it a top choice among fans.
- Q: Where can I buy Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader? A: You can purchase this book from online retailers, bookstores, and specialty shops.