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Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever,Used
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The title says it all: This is the funniest Uncle John book EVER, in the newest and most improved way. (It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright...even though it is.)Its new, its improved, its the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of alltime favorites, along with more than twentyfive pages of new content. Thats page after page after page of laughoutloud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab! So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, youll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle atDumb crooks: The robber who ran facefirst into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry WinniethePooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. Flubbed headlines: British Left Waffles On House Floor Quirky stars: Billy Idols concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Cant Believe Its Not Butter in his dressing room. Job lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a VIP, be on the lookout for a very intoxicated patient. Sputtering sportscasters: If only faces could talk. Pat SummerallAnd much, much more!
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