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Unlucky Alf,Used
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My mother spent all of five minutes deciding my Christian names, whilst drinking copious amounts of milk stout on one of her legendary benders; these being Alfred and Wilfred. With my surname being Hart, it comes as no great surprise, that when the names are linked together and shortened somewhatAlf Hart said quickly in a Yorkshire accent, comes across as 'I'll fart,' and better still, when both Alfred and Wilfred are shortened, comes over as 'Alf will fart.' I came to realise, that if I hadn't been cursed with bad luck, I would have had no luck at all. So began my inauspicious life...This story chronicles Alf's adventures and escapades growing up in a tough mining town in South Yorkshire in the 1960's. Seen through the eyes of an innocent yet streetwise child, the journey is full of mishaps and mayhem, but shows a child's viewpoint of life as it evolveseven when the odds are stacked against you.
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