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Vamped: A Novel,Used
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Martin Kowalski is an eightyyearold man stuck in a twentyyearold body. He works the graveyard shift. He has a poster of Bela Lugosi on his wall and a box of uneaten Count Chocula in his pantry. He drinks stemcellderived blood from cleverly packaged and marketed juice boxes. He is, in short, a vampire. But since his wildly successful scheme to turn as many mortals as possible into vampires "vamp" them rather than kill them resulted in a new immortal majority, Marty finds little of interest to fill his countless days.From the mind of David Sosnowski who gave us the critically acclaimed junkieangst classic Rapture bursts this neovampire novel with pintsize vampires known as "screamers" (children who were vamped and are none too happy about it); priest vampires who helped convert their flock into lifetime members of the Church; stripper vampires who lapdanced their way into customers veins; and one very small very outspoken human girl.When Marty decides to end his endless life of soulcrushing ennui call it vampire affluenza a threefoot blond obstacle is thrown in his path: Isuzu Trooper Cassidy, a refugee from a human hunting preserve. At first he thinks "midnight snack," but before the sun comes up Isuzu is the one snacking on his prized cereal collection as she charms him into staying undead long enough to raise her in a world rife with danger and almost entirely populated by vampires yearning for the taste of real human blood.
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- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book has three hundred fifty-two pages. This length offers a substantial story, ensuring a captivating reading experience.
- Q: What is the binding type of 'Vamped'? A: The binding type is hardcover. This makes the book durable and perfect for lasting through multiple readings.
- Q: What are the dimensions of the book? A: The book measures six point six one inches in length, one point zero six inches in width, and nine point five inches in height. These dimensions make it a standard size for easy handling.
- Q: Who is the author of 'Vamped'? A: The author is David Sosnowski. He is known for his unique storytelling and has previously published the acclaimed novel 'Rapture'.
- Q: What genre does 'Vamped' belong to? A: The book is categorized as a neo-vampire novel. It combines elements of fantasy and humor in a fresh take on traditional vampire lore.
- Q: Is 'Vamped' suitable for young readers? A: The book is not specifically labeled for young readers. It contains themes and humor that may appeal more to adults and mature teens.
- Q: How do I read 'Vamped'? A: You can read 'Vamped' by simply opening the book and starting from the first page. It’s a traditional narrative format with chapters guiding the story.
- Q: What themes are explored in 'Vamped'? A: The book explores themes of immortality, identity, and societal change. It presents a unique perspective on life as a vampire in a modern setting.
- Q: Is there a specific reading age for 'Vamped'? A: There isn't a specified reading age, but it is generally recommended for readers over the age of sixteen due to its content.
- Q: How should I store 'Vamped' to keep it in good condition? A: Store the book in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. This will help preserve the cover and pages over time.
- Q: Can I clean the book if it gets dirty? A: Yes, you can gently wipe the cover with a dry cloth. Avoid using any liquids as they may damage the pages.
- Q: What should I do if the book arrives damaged? A: If the book arrives damaged, contact customer service for a return or replacement. Keep all original packaging for the return process.
- Q: Is there a warranty for 'Vamped'? A: Books typically do not come with a warranty. However, return policies may vary by retailer.
- Q: How do I find similar books to 'Vamped'? A: You can look for books in the fantasy or vampire genre. Check online recommendations or visit your local bookstore's fantasy section.
- Q: Are there any specific audiences that would enjoy 'Vamped'? A: Fans of dark humor and vampire fiction are likely to enjoy 'Vamped'. It's perfect for readers looking for a unique twist on vampire tales.
- Q: What if I have more questions about 'Vamped'? A: If you have more questions, you can check the publisher's website or contact customer support for further assistance.